Kya Mumbai mein kabhi winter aata hai? Jawab hai nahi! Jaaniye kyun har Mumbaikar ke liye AC ek luxury nahi, balki zinda rehne ki majboori hai. Is funny post mein samjhiye Mumbai ke 4 "Garam" mausam.

Agar aap Mumbai mein naye hain, toh shayad aap Google par search karte honge—"Best time to visit Mumbai." Jawab mein shayad mile "Winter." Lekin agar aap ek true Mumbaikar se puchenge, toh wo bas ek hi jawab dega: "Bhai, yahan sirf do mausam hote hain – Summer aur Monsoon-wala-Summer."
Isiliye, Mumbai mein AC (Air Conditioner) koi luxury nahi, balki roti, kapda aur makaan ke baad chauthi (4th) basic necessity ban chuka hai. Aiye jaante hain kyun Mumbai mein 12 mahine AC ki 'Emergency' lagi rehti hai.
Yeh wo time hai jab suraj dada Mumbai walon se direct personal dushmani nikaalte hain. Subah 8 baje se hi paseene ki nadiya behne lagti hain. Local train ki gardi aur office ki politics se ladne ke baad, insan ko bas ek hi cheez chahiye hoti hai—Remote ka 'Power' button aur 20°C ka setting. Is time AC band karna paap mana jata hai.
Baarish aati hai, thodi rahat lati hai... par wait! Saath mein lati hai duniya bhar ki Humidity. Mumbai ki humidity aisi hai ki aap shower leke niklo, aur towel use karne se pehle hi wapas paseena aa jaye. Is mausam mein AC thandak ke liye nahi, balki "Dry Mode" ke liye chalta hai taaki kamre ka sticky-ness khatam ho aur farsh par pair na fisle.
Jab poora desh Diwali ki thandak ka intezaar karta hai, Mumbai mein "October Heat" entry maarta hai. Yeh garmi summer se bhi zyada chubhti hai. Pankha (Fan) sirf garam hawa ko idhar se udhar ghumata hai. Raat ko bina AC ke sona matlab saza kaatna hai.
Dilli wale apni jackets nikalte hain, aur Mumbai wale... AC ka temperature 18°C se badha kar 24°C kar dete hain. Bas, yahi hai hamara winter! Subah 6 baje shayad thodi thandi hawa chale (wo bhi agar aap Borivali ke aage rehte ho), lekin dopahar hote hote wahi haal. Sach toh yeh hai ki Mumbai ke buildings concrete ke oven ban chuke hain jo raat bhar heat retain karte hain. Toh agar bahar 22°C hai bhi, toh ghar ke andar bina AC ke dum ghut-ta hai.
Har mahine ki 1 tareekh ko jab light ka bill aata hai, toh Mumbaikar ka dil baith jata hai. Adani/Tata Power ko gaali di jaati hai. Hum kasam khate hain ki "Kal se AC kam use karenge."
Lekin jaise hi raat hoti hai, aur wo humidity wala paseena aana shuru hota hai, haath apne aap remote ki taraf badh jata hai. Kyunki doston, Mumbai Shehar sapno ka hai, lekin wo sapne bina AC ke neend mein aana namumkin hai!
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Agar aap is blog se relate kar paaye, toh isse share karein apne un doston ke saath jo bill dekh kar rote hain par AC band nahi karte!